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. Stone bonded with Joe and Mary Lou. Lauren's cheer was cause for war between the boys and the girls. The Reward Challenge required the Survivors to pair off. The unlikely pair of Scott and Lauren ended up winning the challenge, and won themselves dinner and a movie. Scott and Lauren bonded over lobster and South Park. Back at camp, Jonny used Stone's sketchpad without permission, resulting in some harsh words from the professor. When Mary was stung by a wasp, Matt declined to help. For Immunity, the Survivors were asked to build a fire. It was Stone that walked away with the Immunity Talisman. At Tribal Council, a new twist to the game was revealed. The black vote allowed Jake to cast a vote against Lauren, but it wasn't enough. Mary and Lauren joined the new Geritol Alliance to boot Jonny. . 7 are left. Who will be voted out tonight? Joe: Another beautiful morning. Boy, I could never get tired of watching the sun rise. . Mary Lou: It's so peaceful before the young ones get up. . Joe: Oh Mom, I know. Do you realize- (Looking around, whispering) Do you realize that we have a real shot of winning this thing now? . Mary Lou: Oh? . Joe: If we can keep the boys and girls split up for one more round, you, me, and Robin can ride this thing to the final three. . Mary Lou: That's right, isn't it? I never thought I'd make it this far. . Joe: Oh, me neither. All these athletic young people? I mean, who would've thought that you and I would even have a chance? . Mary Lou: Not me. . Matt: Scott. . Scott: (Looking around) Is Jonny really gone? . Matt: Afraid so. . Scott: (Narrating) It kind of sucks. Jonny's been my friend out here since day one, and now he's gone. Who's gonna laugh when I break wind or make a sexist joke? Matt's still around, but I'm not sure we trust each other 100 percent. . Matt: (Narrating) So Jonny was voted out last night. (Mock crying) I miss the little guy already. It's not gonna be the same without Jonny 5. I really hope that me and Scott can still vote off Lauren. She should of been gone about two weeks ago. . Mary: (Narrating) Last night we voted off Jonny, which I feel really bad about. Mary Lou came to me and Lauren and told us they were voting for him. So of course Lauren agreed to go along with them, since she wanted to stay in the game, too. So I guess we're going to vote off the rest of the guys. (Sighs) I am so sick of this game. . Mary Lou: Soup's on! . Lauren: (Narrating) So we were eating our lunch today - overcooked rice and that creep Joe just wouldn't stop staring at me. . Lauren: What are you staring at? . Joe: Me? . Lauren: Yes you, you pervert! You like what you see? . Joe: Oh, I- I'm sorry, Lauren. I just zoned out for a minute there. . Lauren: You were staring right at me, you dirty old man! . Joe: No I wasn't. . Lauren: Don't try to deny it! . Mary Lou: Lauren, calm down. . Lauren: I will when he stops looking at me like a piece of meat. . Joe: (stammering) I- I wasn't. . Joe: (Narrating) I honestly don't know what set Lauren off today. I guess we've just been out here long enough that we're all a bit frazzled. I wasn't staring at her. I was just staring out in to space and she happened to be in my line of sight. . Lauren: I guess you can't blame him. I do add a much needed babe factor to this show. . Scott: Babe factor? . Lauren: Hey, I know I'm hot. At this point, I am the Survivor cutie. . Matt: (laughing) She thinks she's hot! . Lauren: Face it, I am. You, on the other hand, are not. . Matt: Derr . Lauren: I feel really sorry for the girls who have to watch this show. The guys have me for the Survivor cutie, but there's no real Survivor hunk. It's pretty sad when Scott's the hottest guy out here. . Scott: I don't know. Mr. Stone is pretty cute. . Stone: (Chuckles) I don't know about that. . Lauren: At least he doesn't have a staring problem. Gawd! That creeped me out so much when he was mentally undressing me. . Mary: (Narrating) Lauren annoyed me at lunch today. I don't know if Joe was really staring at her, but what was all that "Survivor cutie" stuff? She acts like she's the only girl out here. She is not "all that." . Mary: What is it? . Stone: It says, (Reading) A bit of a boost For malnourished bones Make your bid now It's going, going, gone! That's a short one. . Mary: Wonder what it means? . Matt: Oh! It's the, um food auction. . Scott: Sweet! Jeff: Welcome. For today's reward challenge, we thought we'd give you a break on the challenge and just make it pure reward. You each have a personalized wallet. Go ahead and open it up. You each have 200 Missouri dollars inside. . Jeff: Just so you know in advance: There's a predetermined number of items in this auction. The auction will end abruptly. You can bid in $5 increments. Feel free to share as long as you're pooling money. OK, you guys ready to start? . First item: A mug of hot cocoa, along with some nice mini-marshmallows. Tell me this isn't tempting. We'll start the bidding at $30. . Lauren: (Squealing) Chocolate! $30! . Mary: 40! . Lauren: 50! . Mary: 60! . Lauren: Mary! Um, $80! . Jeff: Mary? . Jeff: OK, going once, going twice, sold to Lauren for $80! . Jeff: Pay up. You got a bargain. How is it? . Lauren: (sipping) Ohmigawd! This is the best hot chocalate ever! . Jeff: OK, next item. A cheeseball and crackers. We'll start the bidding at $50. . Mary Lou: $50. . Scott: Ooh. I'll go 60. . Mary Lou: 70! . Scott: 80! . Mary Lou: 90! . Scott: (Laughs) I hate cheeseballs. . Jeff: Then I'll assume no one else is going to bid. Going once, going twice, sold! Mary Lou, come on down here! . Mary Lou: Ooh! It's ranch. . Joe: You enjoy it, Mom. . Jeff: Next item: An ice cold beer. Somebody tell me this looks good. . Lauren: Oh, that's right. You people don't drink. $5.00. . Jeff: 5 going once, twice, sold! . Lauren: Let's see if I can still chug. . Jeff: How was it? . Lauren: Kind of skunky. Jeff: That there is a banana split. I'd say that's worth at least $80. . Mary: Ooh! 80! . Joe: I'll go 85. . Mary: 100! . Joe: 105. . Mary: 120! . Joe: Too rich for my blood. . Jeff: OK. 120. Going once, going twice. Sold! . Mary: Mmm! . Matt: You done wiped yourself out for ice cream. . Mary: I don't care. . Matt: I'm waiting for some meat. . Jeff: Then maybe this will interest you, Matt. Steak dinner. . Matt: $200! . Jeff: That's all your money. Anyone want to pool money and go higher? . Scott: I'll pool with someone. . Joe: Oh, I'll take that. Here's $50. . Scott: $250. . Matt: Jerks. . Jeff: Anyone want to give Big Matt a hand? . Jeff: OK, $250 going once, going twice. Sold! Scott, Joe, get down here. . Jeff: Why don't you cut into that? . Scott: No thanks. I'm not really hungry. . Joe: More for me. . Jeff: Matt, here's a chance to redeem yourself. (Pulling out a covered tray) Mystery item. . Matt: I don't know what it is. . Jeff: That's the risk. Might be something really good. Might be a gag. Anyone? . Stone: $50. . Jeff: Mr. Stone thinks it's worth the risk. Anyone else? . Jeff: OK. 50 going once, going twice. Sold! Stone, get down here and see what you bought. . Jeff: You just bought... Herbert River water. Specially shipped from Australia. . Scott: What are you staring at? . Jeff: Me? . Scott: Yes you, you perv. . Jeff: Um, whatever. Next item. (Jeff pulls out a plate of spaghetti) Spaghetti. Who's got money left? This is a time to get creative and pool your resources. This auction will not go on forever. . Matt: $100. . Jeff: Matt bids $100. Anyone else? . Lauren: How much you have left, Mary? . Mary: $80. . Lauren: I have $115. Wanna pool? . Mary: OK. . Lauren: $195. . Matt: Ha! $200! . Jeff: Anyone else? OK, going once, going twice. Sold to Matt for $200. . Matt: Sketty. . Scott: Stop looking at me! . Jeff: (Ignoring Scott) Last item. A large pepperoni pizza. This has got to be worth a lot. . Lauren: Oh! $150! . Stone: All I have. . Jeff: I believe $200 beats all. . Lauren: Mary Lou. How much you have left? . Mary Lou: $110, but I couldn't do that to Robin. . Lauren: Sure you could. Come on! . Jeff: It's nice and hot, Mary Lou. . Mary Lou: Oh, what the heck? . Lauren: $305. . Jeff: OK girls. I believe this pizza is yours. My friends, that's it. This auction is officially closed. . Stone: (grumbling) River water... . Matt: Why didn't you eat anything, Scott? . Scott: The way Probst was staring at me just made me lost my appetite. . Lauren: (annoyed) OK, very funny. . Stone: So which one goes next? . Joe: Well, after this morning, Lauren gets my vote. . Mary Lou: I swear that girl has no concept of other people. . Stone: (Chuckles) Try being in an alliance with her. She certainly thinks she's running the show. . Mary Lou: So we're agreed on Lauren? . Joe: Yeah, Mom. Although . Stone: What? . Joe: Well, if we're thinking who we want to bring with us to the end, Lauren would make an ideal opponent in the final two. . Mary Lou: Why would anyone want her to make it to the end of the game? . Joe: Because if you're up against someone very unlikable in the final vote, you're almost guaranteed to win. . Stone: Well, I'm willing to chance it and get rid of her. . Mary Lou: Me too. . Joe: OK, yeah. It was just an idea. . Lauren: Worst part of the game so far, Mike coming on to me. Second worst part, Joe coming on to me. I suppose it's my cross to bear. . Scott: Yeah, it's almost as bad as when Jeff was staring at me. . Lauren: No one wanted that, did they? . Stone: That's it! I've had it with you. . Lauren: Woah! Forget to take your medication, Gramps? . Stone: You think you're clever, don't you? I'll have you know that our alliance is planning to vote you out. We were thinking of dragging you to the final four with us, but based on your behavior, you're the next to go. . Lauren: Excuse me? You were going to drag me to the Final Four? No one drags me. . Stone: Well, we aren't going to now. . Mary Lou: (Under her breath) Not a good idea, Robin. . Scott: (Narrating) The old people seem pretty sure that they're going to be the final three. That's not going to happen if I have anything to say about it. (Yelling) You hear that, peeping Probst? . Mary: (Narrating) Oh, they were going to drag Lauren to the Final Four, were they? And where does that leave the rest of us? I don't like it when people make assumptions. . Scott: What was that? (Pointing to something in the distance) Hey ! (Talking to the camera) Zoom in on that! It's a guy! . Scott: (Narrating) I was washing my nubile young body today and I heard a noise. I looked off in the distance and saw Jeff Probst hiding in the bushes watching me. Should you guys let him out of his cage during the day? He could hurt someone running around like that. . Scott: You guys aren't going to believe this! Jeff Probst was spying on me while I was taking my bath! . Mary: No, he wasn't! . Scott: Yes he was. He had a pair of binoculars. The cameramen all saw him. He likes to watch young men cleanse themselves. . Mary Lou: I don't believe that for a moment, you joker. . Scott: No, really! He was staring at my firm, naked body with undisguised lust. . Matt: Don't we all? . Scott: Matt, I'm serious. Jeff Probst was staring at me. . Lauren: (very annoyed) OK, we get it. . Lauren: (Narrating) I can't believe how far Scott is taking this joke. I think he has some of the older people convinced he isn't lying. . Joe: (Narrating) I heard a rumor that Jeff is a homosexual. Is that true? . Mary Lou: (Narrating) Oh, you know what they say about the boy who cried wolf. . Matt: Hurry up. . Mary: OK, OK! Don't walk so fast! . Matt: What? . Mary: There's a huge toad! . Matt: Let me see it. . Matt: It ain't gonna hurt you. . Mary: I know. It jumped at me. . Mary: Look at the big tough man now! . Matt: Dumb thing. . Matt: Get back. . Mary: Matt, don't! . Matt: Got it! . Mary: Matt! You killed it! . Matt: Yeah, so? . Mary: It wasn't doing anything. . Matt: Well, it shouldn't have messed with me. . Mary: Oooh, you killed something 1/20th your size. I'm so impressed. . Matt: It's just a toad. . Mary: Yeah, well how'd you like it if someone killed you 'cause you were just a dork? . Matt: You're the dork. . Mary: (Narrating) It was completely unnecessary to kill that toad. He didn't even feel sorry about it. Matt is so mean. . Matt: (Narrating, sarcastic) Oh no, a toad died. Why don't you cry, Mary? . Joe: It really wasn't a good idea to tell them we were going to drag one of them to the Final Four. They can still gang up on us. . Stone: I know. She just made me so angry. . Joe: Well, let's see what immunity is, eh? (Reading) Throughout the game Your muscles strained Now is the time To use your brain . Last one standing Is immune So think darn hard Ya wrinkled prune . Stone: Well, I'm glad we'll be using the old noggin. (chuckles) Even if mine isn't on straight. .
Jeff: OK, we've drawn randomly for the order. Mr. Stone will go first. After that, we'll move counter clockwise around the board, so Joe's next, then Lauren, with Mary moving last. . (Stone takes a step up, turning over the tile behind him. Joe moves right. Lauren attempts to trap Joe by moving left. Scott moves down, Matt moves right, Mary Lou steps diagonally down and right, and Mary moves up. The board now looks like this:
. Joe: Lauren, I believe you have me trapped. Lauren: You could've moved diagonally. . Joe: Whoops. . Scott: Jeff! This is really getting old! Stop staring! .
. Joe: Shows how smart I am! .
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. . Lauren: Mmm... No. . Mary: I hate it when it rains. There's nothing to do. . Lauren: I don't know, it's kind of peaceful. (Starts singing a Brittney Spears song) . Lauren: Not a music lover, I guess. . Scott: He'd have to hear music first. . Matt: (Narrating) Those girls are so annoying. (falsetto) Look at me. I can sing. . Stone: Well, we can't vote Lauren. Who goes? . Mary Lou: Well, as much as I like him, Scott's tough in the challenges. . Joe: Yeah, that's what I was going to say, Mom. He's too big a threat not to go now. . Lauren: Guys. . Scott: Yes? . Lauren: Look, if we don't do something about the nursing home alliance now, we're all gone. We need to vote together. . Matt: Yeah right. . Scott: Matt, I think they're right here. This is our last chance to stay in the game. . Matt: I'm not voting with Lauren. Why can't we join up with the old folk and vote her and Mary off? . Scott: Dude . Lauren: (Narrating) If Matt won't come around tonight, he's going to blow the game for all of us. . Stone: (Narrating) I'm counting on the fact that the young people won't band together. They dislike each other too much. Jeff: Guys, have a seat. We'll bring in our jury. We're up to two now. . Jeff: OK, first things first. In answer to certain allegations, I was not watching Scott bathe. I was nowhere near Scott when he was bathing. In fact, I was helping set up the Immunity Challenge. . Scott: Uh-huh. If you were "setting up," then why was it a repeat challenge? . Jeff: (Ignoring Scott) Matt, has the introduction of the black vote changed your strategy at all? . Matt: No, sir. . Jeff: Lauren, as someone who received a black vote last time, has it got you thinking? . Lauren: Not really, Jeff. I can't control how the people voted off are going to behave. If Jonny decided to vote for me last time, his vote's going to be wasted tonight. . Scott: Stop staring at me! . Jeff: (Slightly agitated) Stone, what's your strategy at this point in the game? . Stone: I plan to stay true to my alliance and keep giving it all I have. . Jeff: Mary Lou, how do you balance the ruthlessness needed to get to the final two with the niceness needed to win a jury vote? . Mary Lou: I'll just keep being myself, Jeff. . Scott: Is that an immunity idol in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? . Jeff: (angry) It's time to vote. Scott! Get your scrawny a** over there. . Scott: You would know. . Lauren: (Blows a kiss) When I get to the Final Four, I'll send you a postcard. . Mary Lou: You're
a funny guy, but you're also a threat in the challenges.
Matt: Strategy. . Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. . Jeff: Just a reminder. Once the votes have been read, the decision is final. The person will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. First vote: . . Scott . Stone . Scott . Stone . Scott . Stone . That's three votes Stone, three votes Scott. .
And look at this: Stone. Mr. Stone, I need you to bring me your torch. . Stone: Darn it. .. Jeff: Mr. Stone, the tribe has spoken. (Snuffs his torch) It's time for you to go. . Jeff: Six people. Three pairs. Tie ballgame. I'll let you guys get back to camp. . Scott: See you in the morning, honey. . Voting Record:
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