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. The day after, everyone was reeling from Jonny's ouster. At lunch, Lauren accused Joe of staring at her, then went on a tirade about how she was the "Survivor cutie." The reward challenge was a food auction. Everyone went away full, except for Stone, who was outbid on every decent item. Back at camp, the old folk discussed voting strategy and agreed on Lauren. Stone made a massive blunder, however, by telling Lauren that his alliance wouldn't drag her to the Final Four. The younger players, feeling snubbed, went their separate ways. Scott made a nasty accusation, while Mary and Matt clashed over the death of a toad. The immunity challenge was a giant board game. Much to everyone's dismay, Lauren ended up winning the Talisman. At Tribal Council, the young people joined Jonny in voting out Mr. Stone. . 6 remain. Who will be voted out tonight? Mary Lou: Well, it's a whole new day, isn't it? . Joe: It sure is, Mom. And I'm not sure what sort of day it's going to be. . Mary Lou: Well, the kids ganged up on us last night. . Joe: They sure did. But can you really blame them? . Mary Lou: After what Edwin said? . Joe: Right. He told them that we were going to drag one of them to the Final Four. That's not what I'd want to hear. . Mary Lou: I know. Do you think we have a chance now? . Joe: Oh, there's always a chance. I don't know. Maybe we can get one of them to team up with us. . Mary Lou: How tight are their bonds? . Joe: I don't know, Mom. . Matt: (Narrating) This makes me so mad. When Jonny was voted out, he told me he was gonna vote for Stone. So last night I told Scott we was gonna vote for Stone, too. So then we get to Tribal Council, and I find out he told Lauren how we was voting. We didn't need Lauren's help. But Scott went behind my back and got her to vote with us. I am not happy with Scott right now. . Matt: Scott. . Scott: What's up? . Matt: Why'd you tell Lauren how we was voting last night? . Scott: I thought we needed her help to get rid of Stone. . Matt: Well, we didn't need her help. We had Jonny's black vote. . Scott: Yeah, but if Lauren and Mary had voted with the old people, one of us would have been gone, man. . Matt: So tell Mary. There was no need to tell Lauren. . Scott: Matt, if you tell one, you have to tell both of them. . Matt: Oh bull! Are you trying to form an alliance with Lauren? . Scott: No, man! It's you and me till the end. . Matt: So that was just for last night? . Scott: Yeah, man. Don't worry about it. . Matt: Well, OK. . Scott: OK. So we're cool? . Matt: Yeah. . Scott: (Narrating) Matt doesn't want to align with the girls at all. But see, I already allied with them last night before we voted. If Matt finds out about it, he's gonna be really mad, so I guess I have to keep it a secret. . Lauren: (Narrating) Scott is a real source of confusion for me. First he tells me we're aligned, and then this morning he tells me we're on our own. (Sighs) Total wild card. . Scott: So I guess the alliance is off for now… . Lauren: So you're pulling out on us. I'm warning you, Scott, you don't want to f*** with me… . Scott: I'm not pulling out. Matt's just not OK with this yet. Just let me talk to him, OK? . Mary: What's his problem, anyway? . Scott: He'll come around. . Mary: (Narrating) I don't know who to trust any more. First Scott and Matt are with us, then they're not. I feel like the only one I can really trust 100% right now is Lauren. One things for sure: I don't trust Joe and Mary Lou. They were ready to take Lauren to the Final Four with them and just kick the rest of us off. I'm not going to forget that. . Mary Lou: That's not going to be hot enough to cook anything on. . Joe: Yeah, it's basically dead. . Lauren: Yeah, so what are you waiting for? Make a new one. . Joe: Well, Lauren, I wish it was that easy. But if you'll remember, Edwin was our fire tender. . Lauren: What? You can't keep a simple fire going? Could you be any more worthless? . Joe: Can you tend a fire? . Lauren: That's not my job. I'm eye candy. You, on the other hand, are repulsive. . Lauren: (Narrating) I swear, some of the people in this tribe just make me so mad. If you're not serving up interesting television, and you're not performing a useful skill, then why are you still around? Geez! . Mary Lou: Well, kids, no fire means no food. . Matt: No food? . Mary Lou: I'm afraid we may have to wait till the Reward Challenge for lunch. . Lauren: I hope it's food . Mary: Me too. . Lauren: Let's see... (Reading) You've had some tough challenges So you'll sit this one out From a vantage point high You will be the scout . Head to Velasquez A surprise awaits Hurry along now Don't tempt the fates. . . Mary: I wonder why they'd want us to go to Velasquez? . Lauren: Only one way to find out. Jeff: Guys, welcome back to Velasquez. (Glaring at Scott) We managed to fix your old TV set. . Jeff: Now, seeing as how you guys have been way for over a month, I figure you've got to be missing your loved ones a little bit. So, we called them up and asked them to put together a little video greeting. Mrs. Rowan, you're up first. . Mary Lou: You're kidding… . Marion: Hello, Mary Lou. . Linda and Suzan: Hi, Mama. . Mary Lou: (quietly) Hello, you guyzers… . Marion: We just wanted to let you know that we all miss you a great deal. . Mary Lou: (quietly) I miss you, too. . Linda: We're so proud of you, Mama. We knew you'd do great out there. . Suzan: Go get 'em, Mom. . Mary Lou: I miss them so much. . Jeff: Does something like that strengthen you, or does it just make you want to get home? . Mary Lou: It just makes me that much more determined to win, Jeff. . Jeff: Mary, I know you've been waiting to hear from home. . Matt: Oh, um, hey, Mary. Looks like I'm the only one around right now. So… you haven't lost yet. That's surprising. . Mary: (Tearing up) Shut up, Ball. . Matt: Just thought I'd let you know that I've been using your room as a workshop. I got spare parts strewn all over the place. You're going to have a lot of fun cleaning it up. . Mary: (Crying) I miss him so much! . Jeff: Little brothers are all the same, huh? Big Matt? You ready for this? . Matt: Yeah, why not... . Larry: Hey, son. . Cindy: Hi, babe. . Keith: Yo, chump. . Nathan: (nods) Chump. . Larry: Everything around here is fine, son. We can't wait for you to get home. . Cindy: Just keep doing what you're doing. You're making us proud. . Jeff: Lauren. You ready? . Lauren: I sure am. . Jana: Hey there, hot stuff. . Brooke: Hi, Lauren. . Lauren: (Crying) Hi Mommy, hi Brooke. . Jana: We know you're playing a h*** of a game. We're very proud of you and can't wait to see you again. . Brooke: Keep those boys in line. . Jana: Come back to us safe. Love you, honey. . Brooke: Oh, and bring home that $1 million. . Lauren: (Crying) I will… . Jeff: Aw… that was heartwarming. McCall, you're next. . Scott: Hey, I know them… . Sara: Well, Scott, if you're watching this, that means you're still in the game. We just want to let you know how proud we are of you. . Harold: Yeah, son. We're real proud. . Sara Elizabeth: Keep at it, Scott. We know you have what it takes to win. Don't let any of those freaks get to you, OK? . Scott: (Mock crying) OooKaaay, Sis… (Sniffs) . Jeff: Why are you crying, Scott? . Scott: (Wailing) They're more hideous than I remembered! . Jeff: OK... Last but not least, Joe. . Sara and Libby: Hi, Daddy. . Joe: (Tearing up) Hi, girls. . Sara: We know you're doing just fine, daddy. . Libby: We miss you lots. . Sara: Keep playing the game. We love you no matter how you do. . Libby: Come home safe, OK? . Joe: (Blubbering) OK, Libbs. . Jeff: All right, touching as that was, we have some more good news for you. One of each of your loved ones is here. . Jeff: If you guys will come with me… Jeff: OK, guys, here's the deal. Each of you has a representative loved one in that maze down there. We've equipped each of your loved ones – Keith for Matt, Marion for Mary Lou, Sara Elizabeth for Scott, Matt for Mary, Brooke for Lauren, and Libby for Joe – with a paintball gun and protective gear. They also have a headset. . Jeff: You'll be able to communicate with your loved one with these walkie talkies. You can direct them through the maze, warn them of ambushes, whatever you feel like doing from your vantage point up here. The person whose loved one is the last one to get nailed by a paintball wins a great trip with their loved one. Sound fair? . Jeff: OK, your loved ones are in position. Survivors ready? (Doing the arm thing) Go! . Lauren: OK, Brooke, there's an old man just around the wall. You want to ambush him. . Mary Lou: Look out, Marion. There's a girl waiting to ambush you on the other side of that wall. . Lauren: He's onto you, Brooke! . Brooke: Make up your mind! . Joe: Look out, Libbs! There's a guy behind you. . Matt: Get her, Chump! . Libby: I don't see anyone, Daddy. . Joe: He's just around the corner, hon. . Sara Elizabeth: Scott? Where are they? . Scott: You're clear right now. Everyone's on the other side of the maze. . Sara Elizabeth: Well how do I get to them? . Scott: Go West. . Sara Elizabeth: Which way's West? . Scott: Um, I mean South. . Mary: Sara Elizabeth's right around the corner, Ball. . Matt H: (annoyed) Yeah, I know, Mary. . Lauren: Just go for it, Brooke. He's an old man. . Lauren: Brooke! . Brooke: Sorry. . Mary Lou: Great work, sweetie. Now, there's another girl just over that wall. Go right… . Sara Elizabeth: You're sure no one's around, Scott? . Scott: Yeah, you're safe. They're all wiping each other out on the other side of the maze. . Joe: Turn around, Libbs! . Libby: What? . Matt: Good job! . Scott: OK, it's just you and the old guy now. The others took each other out. . Sara Elizabeth: Wow. . Scott: Go right. . Mary: OK, Ball. Here she comes. . Matt H.: (annoyed) I know… . Sara Elizabeth: Am I clear? . Scott: Yeah, you're safe. . Sara Elizabeth: Scott! . Mary: Get him, Ball! . Mary Lou: Oh dear! I didn't see him! . Marion: That's OK, Mary Lou. I'll see you at home. . Matt H.: Who's left? . Mary: Just Keith. But I don't see him. . Matt: Keith? Where'd you go? . Jeff: Matt! Your brother's the last one standing! . Jeff: Obviously, your teamwork paid off. . Keith: Teamwork? I turned off my headset so he wouldn't mess me up. . Jeff: Well, whatever. You guys want to know where you're going? . Matt: Yeah, sure. . Jeff: You get to visit a hospital for very special children. Come on, guys. We have a Dodge Caravan waiting. . . Matt: Well, they voted out Jake and Jonny. . Keith: Jake and Jonny are gone? . Matt: Yes. And that stupid Lauren's still in. . Keith: Oh. Is that girl pretty annoying? . Matt: Oh yeah. . Jeff: You guys are really lucky. Today you'll get a chance to read to some very special children. . Matt: What's so special about them? . Keith: (Laughing) Oh man! These are a bunch of retards! . Matt: So we're supposed to read to them? . Keith: I guess. . Matt: OK. (Reading) The Little Engine That Could... . . Keith: Good for you. . . Lauren: I'll bet they did. Lucky b******s. . Scott: Well, even if they did, I'll bet they didn't get to hang out with two beautiful ladies. . Lauren: Oh you. . Scott: Not that I did, either. . Mary Lou: Matt's back! . Joe: How was it, guys? . Matt: Mmm... Not fun. . Mary: What'd you do? Did they feed you? . Matt: No. They took us to a retard hospital. . Lauren: (under her breath) How fitting... . Scott: What? It was all retarded people? . Keith: Yeah. This one kid (cracking up) came up to me and said he had to pee. (Laughing) And then he peed on himself! . Scott: He peed his pants? Don't they give them Attends or something? . Keith: No, he was walking around with his pants down. It was messed up, man. . Mary Lou: So Matt, this is your brother? . Matt: Yeah. Mary Lou, Joe, this is my brother Keith. . Joe: Hello, Keith. . Keith: Yo. Oh, before I forget. I got something for ya's. . Lauren: Hey, where's mine? . Matt: (Snickering) We lost it. . Lauren: What do you mean you lost it? . Matt: I mean we lost it, stupid. . Mary: All right! They sent chocolate! . Mary Lou: Oh, look at all these letters. . Keith: So, you been enjoying the game? . Scott: I guess so. I've done some fun stuff. . Keith: Like what? . Scott: Oh, you know, shooting at rescue planes, breaking up Lauren and Nate, hitting on Probst. . Scott: But I don't know. The longer this game goes, the harder it gets. I just want to get along with everyone, you know? . Keith: Yeah. . Scott: But I don't know. Everyone hates everyone else, and I have to always play peace keeper. I get kind of sick of it. . Keith: Really? . Scott: Yeah. I think it might be easier just to get voted out sometimes. . Keith: I don't know, man. . Matt: See you in a few weeks, chump. . Keith: Yep. OK, bye, everyone! . Joe: Mom, can I talk to you for a moment? . Mary Lou: Oh, sure. . Lauren: What, are you having a strategy session? . Joe: No, we're talking about something else. . Lauren: Whatever. I know I'm safe. . Matt: You wish. . Lauren: I am. I am completely invincible at this point in the game. If you have any brains at all, none of you will vote me off. Take me to the Final Two with you, and you're guaranteed the $1 million. . Lauren: And since I'm guaranteed to finish second, that pretty much means I've already won $100,000. . Joe: Mom? . Mary Lou: Right. . Joe: Who does she think she is? Guaranteed $100,000? If there was any question who to vote off before... . Mary Lou: Oh, I know. It's really just a matter of getting one of the young people. . Lauren: (Narrating) Let them plot all they want. They're not getting rid of me at the next Tribal Council or the one after that. Let's face it. I've got this game wrapped up. (Gives a triumphant laugh) . Matt: We have to beat Lauren in the Immunity Challenge, no matter what. .. Scott: Yeah, man. Let's see what it is. (Reading) How well can you listen? That's what we must know 'Neath the fire god Is where it'll show .. Two different pots Which one to choose? You may go on home If your brain takes a snooze . Matt: What'd it say? I wasn't paying attention. Immunity Challenge: Urn Your Keep Jeff: Hey guys. Welcome back to Challenge Plain. I'm sure you remember Quest for Fire. This is where today's challenge will take place. (To Lauren) I'll take this back. . Jeff: Immunity is back up for grabs. OK, today's challenge is going to test how well you remember the story I'm about to tell you. But first, here's what you have to do: Scattered across this field are six stations. Each station has a question and two urns, filled with sand. Reach your hand into the urn marked with the correct answer, and you'll find a colored arrowhead. Thread it onto your necklace. If you get the question wrong, you'll have to move on and try again. First person that makes it back here with five of seven questions answered correctly and five different arrowheads wins immunity. . OK, story time: Before there was ever a United States, this land was inhabited by the Missouri Indians. The word "Missouri" itself is an Indian word meaning "town of large canoes." The different tribes that inhabited Missouri included the Delaware, the Sauk, the Fox, the Cherokee, the Kickapoo, and most importantly, the Osage. The word "Osage" is a rough French translation of the people's tribal name, the Wazhazhe. By the Mississippi Period, (That's 900 – 1500 AD) the Wazhazhe had built an advanced socio-religious institution. To understand this institution, you need a basic grasp of Wazhazhe cosmology. . The Wazhazhe above all saw duality in nature. This duality was mirrored by their two tribal divisions: the Tsizho, representing the sky, and the Hunka, representing the earth. These two groups were divided up into twenty-four subgroups, referred to as "fireplaces." The Wazhazhe were the central people of the Dehiga tribes, who they considered to be offshoots. The Wazhazhe lived in permanent villages along the Missouri and Osage Rivers, but sent out hunting groups to the Great Plains. The tribe grew crops such as corn, squash, and pumpkins to supplement the buffalo and venison that were mainstays of their diet. . Because of the strategic location of their land, the Wazhazhe inevitably came into conflict with the White Man. While they were able to control trade in the region until the 19th Century, the White Man could not be held back. Treaties were made, but the Wazhazhe gradually diminished in their homeland. By 1872, they were confined to a single reservation. . An ancient Wazhazhe prophecy said that the move to a new land would provide the tribe with great wealth. In recent years, that prophecy has been fulfilled. The production of oil and gas on the Wazhazhe reservation has resulted in over $1 billion revenue since 1872. Now, to see what you've learned. Move into positions. . Jeff: Survivors ready? (Doing the arm thing) Go! . . . . . Jeff: Mary and Lauren are tied with one arrowhead. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jeff: Lauren in the lead with three! . Matt: When did the wuhs 'come... um, yeah... I'll just choose this one. . Matt: D'oh! . Lauren: Finish this list: Cherokee people! Cherokee tribe! . . . Scott: No! . Jeff: Hustle guys! Lauren only needs one more to win! . . . . . . . . . . . Lauren: Why wouldn't it? . Matt: (Narrating) This is so dumb. How come no one can beat that stupid girl at the Immunity Challenges? We have to get her out of here soon. I don't know if I can even trust Scott anymore. . Scott: And so the smoke's just pouring out, and Jonny's like, "I'm out of here." And I'm just like, "Dude, it's not a real ghost." . Lauren: That is too funny. Why didn't you tell us about this earlier? . Matt: (Narrating) Since when is Scott such good friends with the girls? . Joe: (Narrating) Well, Mom and I have noticed that Matt seems to be isolated from the other young people. I know that he shares our distaste for Lauren. So we thought it might be a good idea to approach him about an alliance. . Mary Lou: Matt, remember way back when we were on Velasquez? . Matt: Oh yeah. When we had an alliance with Jake and Nikki. That was sweet. . Joe: Matt, we're going to level with you. We need you to vote with us or we're finished. . Matt: Who was you wanting to vote out? . Scott: (Narrating) I don't really know what's up with Matt. I know he wasn't too happy with me after last Tribal Council, so I guess I can't really say what he'll do tonight. . Joe: (Narrating) I guess we'll just have to wait and see how the voting goes. Tribal Council #11 .. . Joe: Oh, it was just marvelous, Jeff. I feel like I could stay out here another month. . Jeff: Matt, what was it like getting to spend an afternoon with your brother? . Matt: I wish he was in the game. I like him a lot more than I like any of these people. . Jeff: Scott, at this point in the game, are friendships starting to strain? . Scott: Well, yeah. Some people who've been your friends for, like, forever start to drift, and others become closer. Just like real life. . Jeff: "Just like real life." Mary Lou, is the game of Survivor at all like your "real life?" . Mary Lou: Oh heavens no! My real life is nothing like this. When I'm at home, I don't have to worry about getting voted off. . Jeff: Jonny! What the h*** do you think you're doing? . Jonny: Oh, me and Jake wanted to record Tribal Council tonight. I'm going to try to edit Tally the Vote to fit it. . Jeff: Put it away, Wear. No bootleg Tribal Council tapes. . Jonny: OK. . Jake: (mocking) Put it away, Wear. . Jeff: (Ignoring Jake) Mary, do you have a strategy to get you to the end of this game? . Mary: Well, I think we all have some idea what we're going to have to do to get to the end. We'll just see. . Jeff: OK, it's time to vote. Matt, you're up first. . Matt: Only 'cause I can't vote for Lauren. . Joe: Well, we can't take out the queen, so we'll hit one of her pawns. . Lauren: I still say you're a creepy old man. I will be so glad to have you out of camp. . Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. . . Jeff: Just a reminder. Once the votes have been read, the decision is final. The person will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. First vote: . . Mary . Joe . Mary . Joe . That's two votes Mary, two votes Joe. . Joe .
That's three votes Joe, three votes Mary. The 11th person voted out of the tribe: . . Joe . Jeff: Joe, I need you to bring me your torch. . Joe: Okey-doke. . Jeff: Joe, the tribe has spoken. (Snuffs his torch) It's time for you to go. . Joe: See you guys later. . Jeff: I know that must've been a difficult vote. Rest up, guys. Tomorrow's your final reward challenge. I'll let you get back to camp. ..
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