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. At Denson, Jonny found himself increasingly disgusted with Nate and Lauren. Meanwhile, at Velasquez, bonds and alliances were formed. Velasquez won the reward challenge, a game of football, when Matt and Stone plowed through Denson's ranks. Leah lost Velasquez's matches, then denied everything. At Denson, Mary and Carmen messed up the rice. Nate and Lauren decided to consummate, but Jonny and Scott stopped them cold. For immunity, the tribes were challenged to eat cow dung. Lauren refused to eat for Denson, but Mary Lou, Millie, and Leah failed for Velasquez, giving Denson their first win. There was much speculation who would vote for who, but in the end Jake broke from his Mike/Stone alliance and voted out Millie with his own alliance of Nikki, Mary Lou, and Matt. . 14 remain. Who will be voted out tonight? Mike: (To Jake) What the f*** was that? I thought we agreed we were voting out your grandma. . Jake: Sorry, Mike. I was already in an alliance when I told you that. . Stone: So you lied to us? Jake, I can't believe you would break our trust like that. . Jake: (Shrugs) Sorry, that's the way the game goes. . Matt: (Narrating) It was my idea to vote out Butt Rash. I hated the way she bossed us around. So Jake got Nikki and his Grandma to vote with us. We're an alliance. . Stone: So it's the four of you: Jake, Matt, Nikki, and Mary Lou? . Nikki: Yeah, the four of us are together. . Mike: Aw, s***! . Leah: (Narrating) Well, this is looking really bad for me now. Not only did I lose the matches, but I find out I'm in the minority against an alliance led by Jake. If he finds out I lost the matches, I'm gone for sure. . Nate: (Narrating) Lauren and I talked about it, and we decided that maybe we ought to start getting to know the rest of our tribe, or else, you know, they're just going to vote us out. I'm going to try to get to know the guys and she's going to try with the girls. . Nate: Where you guys goin'? . Scott: We're going out exploring. . Nate: Do you mind if I come? . Jonny: I guess not… . Jonny: Look! A dog! . Scott: (Waving his arms) Hey! Dog! . Scott: (Cracking up) I swear God made animals just so that we'd have something to laugh at. . Lauren: Hey. . Mary and Carmen: Hey. . Lauren: Whacha doin'? . Mary: We're making friendship necklaces. . Carmen: Yeah. As long as these necklaces are around our necks, we'll be friends forever. . Lauren: Sounds like fun. Can I make one? . Mary: Yeah, sure. Have a seat, Laur. . Mary: What's the matter, Carm? . Carmen: I thought I was your friend. . Mary: Well, I can have more than one friend. . Carmen: No you can't! . Carmen: (Narrating) Who does that Lauren think she is, anyway? Mary's supposed to be my friend. Not hers. (Crosses her arms and stamps her foot) I'm voting her off. Nikki: We got something. . Leah: (Pulling out the letter) Let's see what we got here… (Reading) Your every move Is being seen By millions watching The TV . If you're the biggest Trivia freaks You'll get to see Your own sneak peek . Nikki: Wow. Some kind of trivia! We're doin' trivia. . Leah: But what kind of trivia? Joe: You'll get to see your own sneak peek. Hmm… A sneak peek of what? . Carmen: (annoyed) How am I supposed to know! . Jeff: Gather up. How you guys liking it out here in the Missouri Wilderness? You ever get bored? . Survivors: Yes! . Jeff: Yeah, I thought so. Your reward today isn't food or matches or anything necessary for your survival. Instead, it's something I think is a lot more important: entertainment. . Jeff: Here's what you're playing for. This TV runs off a solar battery. If you've got sun, you've got power. Anything you can pick up out here, you can watch. The winning tribe is taking this bad boy home. Not only that, but the winning tribe is going to get to preview an episode of Survivor Missouri. Sound good? . Jeff: OK. The challenge is simple. I'm going to ask six questions. The team that answers the most questions wins. You'll designate one person to answer for your team. I'll give you guys a minute to make your choices. . Jeff: OK, Jake, you're answering for Velasquez. Carmen, you're answering for Denson. First question: What does diurnal mean? (The teams confer. Carmen lets out a loud "Nuh-uh!" from the Denson huddle) Reveal. . Jake's written Active in the Day Carmen's written Toilet . Jeff: Velasquez! Active in the day is right! Next: An animal of the phylum chordata has what? (Teams confer. Denson's not pleased with Carmen) Reveal. . Jake's written Backbone Carmen's written Cat . Jeff: Phylum cordata is animals with backbones. Velasquez! Next: What's the chemical formula for table salt? (The teams confer. Denson is yelling "NaCl! NaCl!" at Carmen) Reveal. . Jake's written NaCl Carmen's written Salt . Jeff: Velasquez! Right again. Denson, if Velasquez gets this next question right, it's over. Question: What beverage is Mello Yello a cheap knock off of? (The teams confer. Denson's just given up at this point) Reveal. . Jake's written Mountain Dew (ugh) Carmen's written Green . Jeff: Mello Yello is a rip-off of sweet, sweet Dew. Velasquez! This TV is yours! . Jeff: Velasquez. You won two rewards. The first one: this TV. The second: a sneak peek of an episode of Survivor: Missouri. . Nikki: Hey! It's Leah! . Leah: Hey! Let's watch something else, guys. . Leah: Uh-oh. . Jake: (enraged) You lost our matches? . Jake: You lost our matches and you didn't tell us? We asked you where they were, and you lied! You always lie! . Jake: You stupid, clumsy liar. How could you drop the matches in a pond? . Leah: (screaming) Just shut up, Jake! . Stone: (Narrating) Jake went way over the line with his hissy fit. He made poor Leah run off once, and then when she came back, he just kept yelling at her. . Jake: Where'd you go, stupid? Were you out losing our mosquito nets? Or our cooking pots? . Mary Lou: (Sharply) Jake! Leave her alone! . Jake: But- . Mary Lou: You stop badgering her! She feels bad enough. . Mike: (Narrating) S***, man. First Jake lies to us, then he goes ape s*** on Leah. And you could tell some of the people in his alliance weren't happy with him, either. S***, man. Nikki: (Narrating)
Yeah, I don't know. Jake's just like Rrarr rarr rarr all the time.
(Laughing) It'd probably be a lot quieter around here without him!
Joe: (Narrating) Well, I think we were all a bit annoyed with Carmen's performance in the Reward Challenge. . Jonny: (To Carmen) Wonder what they're watching on their TV right now? . Carmen: Shut up, Jonathan. I didn't see you answering any questions. . Jonny: Because only one person could answer. Idiot. . Joe: OK. Calm down everybody. Any plans for the evening? . Mary: Laurie was gonna let me braid her hair. . Nate: (To Jonny and Scott) What are you guys doing tonight? . Jonny: Not watching TV… . Scott: We'll probably just sit around and talk, man. . Scott: (Narrating) I think I misjudged Nate. I talked to him all night, and he seems like a pretty good guy. Still, he likes Kid Rock.. . Mary Lou: (Narrating) Well, I woke up this morning, and I was not feeling well. (Whispering) But I tried to hide it. If people think I'm sick, they might vote me out. . Jake: I'm worried about Grandma. I think she's sick. . Matt: That's not good. . Jake: We've got an Immunity Challenge today. If she's too sick to compete… . . Lauren: Hey guys! Where ya goin'? . Nate: We saw this really funny dog yesterday. We're going out to find it again. . Mary: (walking up) What kind of dog was it? . . Scott: Come on, guys! . . . . Nate: Where? . Lauren: (Pointing) There. . Nate: Oh, yeah. . . . Lauren: It probably belongs to someone. . Carmen: Hey there, doggy. . . . Stone: Wonder what it is today? . Mike: No way to tell, man. . Stone: (Reading) So you thought the last challenge Was generic as it got? Well, you haven't seen this one Have you, hot shot? . You're only as fast As the slowest one Make it through quicker Or one of you's done . Mike: Aw, s***. Jeff: Welcome! (To Denson) I'll take back the immunity idol. Your challenge today is about as straight forward as they get. We've set up a military obstacle course. It includes tires, a moat, monkey bars, a rope net, and a wall climb. The team that gets all its members across the finish line first wins immunity. . Jeff: Survivors ready? (Doing the arm thing) Go! .. Jeff: Denson! All your members are across. Immunity. . Jeff: Velasquez, I know it's always tough to see a team member go down. I'll see you at tribal council. Nikki (Narrating) We've got Tribal Council tonight. That's what? Two in a row for us? (Laughs) Everyone is discussing who to vote for. Oh yes, the vote is upon us. . Leah: Well, one of us is going tonight. . Mike: I don't know. I still think I can convince Jake to vote for Mary Lou. She cost us in that challenge big time. . Stone: The woman's sick. It'd be wrong not to vote her off. . Leah: (Narrating) Mike and Mr. Stone. (Scoffs) They think they can get rid of Mary Lou. But I think we have more of a chance of getting rid of Jake. No one's forgotten how he acted the other day. I think even his own alliance wants to get rid of him. . Mary Lou: I really do wish Jake wouldn't yell like that. Truth be told, it frightens me. . Leah: You saw the way he went off on me! He's mentally ill. He needs help. . Nikki: I don't know about that. But yeah, he has caused some real problems. . Matt: I want to vote Mike off. . Jake: Matt, we already voted off a strong player last time, and you see where that got us. We need to get rid of a weak player this time, or we're just going to keep losing. . Matt: Mike's the weakest guy out here. . Jake: Matt, no. . Stone: (Narrating) This should be a really interesting tribal council. The strong four aren't so strong anymore. I've heard them arguing amongst themselves. Jake and Matt may just turn on Mary Lou yet, and Mary Lou and Nikki are pretty upset with the way Jake's been playing this game. All Mike and I have to do is decide which side we want to vote with. Jeff: Well, welcome back to tribal council. Jake, how's it feel to be here twice in a row? . Jake: It sucks. I don't want to be here. I don't want to vote another person out. But the fact is, we lost, and we have to vote. . Jeff: (Nods condescendingly) Well put. You lost, you have to vote. Mary Lou, did you play any part in that loss? . Mary Lou: It was all my fault. I know. . Jeff: If memory serves correctly, you didn't do so well in the last challenge, either. . Mary Lou: A lot of us didn't do well at that one. . Jeff: Leah, as someone who didn't do well in that last challenge, feeling vulnerable? . Leah: Of course I feel vulnerable. But I think there's more to this than doing well in the challenges. . Jeff: Nikki? How's camp? Do you get along well? . Nikki: Well, yeah. But there's been some bickering. You know, some of us do fight a lot. (Mock screams) It's a war zone! . Jeff: You joke, but there has been some serious conflict, right? . Nikki: Well, yeah. Jake and Leah. It's- it's really gotta stop. . Jeff: OK, it's time to vote. Jake, you're up first. . Matt: Jake says she's a weak player. . Stone: Really nice lady, but she's hurting us in the challenges. . Leah: You've been a real jerk since Day One. Hopefully this will stop the fighting. . Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. . Jeff: Just a reminder: Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. First vote: . Mary Lou . Leah . Jake . One vote Mary Lou, one vote Leah, one vote Jake. . Mary Lou . Leah . That's two votes Mary Lou, two votes Leah. . . . . . . . Leah . And finally: . Leah. . I need you to bring me your torch. . Leah: (To Nikki) You sided with him. . Jeff: Leah, the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go. (Jeff snuffs Leah's torch) . Leah: OK, later. . Jeff: Well, it looks like this tribe has one unshakable alliance. I'll let you guys get back to camp. . Leah's Final Words: I really think they put me on the wrong team. I mean, here was Jake with all his friends and family on his team, and me with no one. Of course they're going to side with him. I'm not mad. I'm really, really not mad. |
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